trannies

Here are the week's trannies etc.:

5/28 ball girls--place tom gordon on IR. activate howie kendrick.
5/28 h'daddies--pick up h. okajima (rp-bos) and place him on DV.
5/28 slumps--trade brad hawpe to the PJ's for gary sheffield.
5/28 hitmen--send down scott olsen. pick up livan hernandez (sp-az).
5/28 celtics--remove scott rolen from the lineup and place him on IR. activate akinori iwamura.
5/30 ball girls--remove jady molina from the lineup and place him on IR.
5/31 slumps--remvoe troy glaus from the lineup.
6/1 slumps--send down jeremy hermida. pick up brad hennessey (rp-sf).
6/1 slumps--pick up fred lewis (of-sf) and ben francisco (of-cle) and place them on DV.
6/1 chopp sticks--drop john buck. activate orlando hernandez.
6/2 slumps--drop jeff mathis. pick up yunel escobar (if-atl).
6/3 slumps--send down ryan garko. call up jeremy hermida.
6/3 slumps--drop tony gwynn. send down josh barfield. pick up jose lopez (2b-sea).
6/3 ball girls--place justin duscherer on IR. activate jason schmidt. pick up antonio alfonseca (rp-phi).
6/4 pugs--place rickie weeks on IR. activate johnny damon.
6/4 pugs--send down ryan braun. call up delmon young.
6/4 lights out--drop david dejesus. call up andre eithier.
6/4 lights out--send down brandon phillips. call up dustin pedroia.

Waiver Wire
john buck
jeff mathis
tony gwynn
david dejesus

Scores
Slumps 216 PJ's 213
Lights Out 187 Celtics 156
Pugs 208 Ball Girls 158
Panthers 235 Chopp Sticks 164

Hope all's well.

The Commissioner