trannies etc.

Smokey Louis Fanatics,
Here are the week's trannies etc.

4/30 h'daddies--send down jared weaver. call up curt young.
4/30 h'daddies--drop morgan ensberg. activate bartolo colon.
4/30 panthers--place nick swisher on IR. call up curtis granderson.
4/30 hitmen--send down brian mccann. call up russ martin.
4/30 hitmen--place rich harden on IR. call up scott olsen.
4/30 lights out--send down c. ruiz. activate jorge posada.
4/30 sticks--place orlando hernandez on IR. pick up miguel olivo (c-fl).
5/4 slumps--send down micah owings. remove chad tracy from the lineup.
5/5 slumps--place kevin millwood on IR. pick up oliver perez (sp-met).
5/5 slumps--send down anibal sanchez. call up kenji johjima.
5/5 slumps--drop freddy garcia. pick up gil meche (sp-kc).
5/6 panthers--place jake westbrook on IR. pick up roger clemens (sp-yank).
5/6 sticks--drop shawn green. activate chone figgins (aka fig newton).
5/6 ballgirls--send down dioner navarro. activate ramon hernandez.
5/6 ballgirls--drop kip wells. activate mike mussina.
5/6 celtics--drop randy johnson. call up john maine.
5/6 celtics--drop jacques jones. activate ben sheets.
5/7 pugs--place mike piazza on IR. pick up brian schneider (c-wash).
5/7 pugs--place joe mauer on IR. pick up mike redmond (c-minn).
5/7 slumps--drop corey hart. claim jose lopez (2b-sea) off waivers.
5/7 pj's--drop adam loewen. call up mike pelfrey.

Waiver Wire
morgan ensberg
freddy garcia
shawn green
kip wells
randy johnson
jacques jones
corey hart

Scores
Slumps 184 H'Daddies 177
Sticks 202 Celtics 178
Panthers 231 Pugs 181
Lights Out 209 PJ's 154

Hope all's well with everybody.

The Commissioner